Attend, all you faithful of House Harkonnen! You truly are lucky, for tonight’s gladiatorial games are blessed by the presence of a special guest. So tamp down your bloodlust and attend! This is a man who needs no introduction… but we’re going to give him one nonetheless, aren’t we!?
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You may know him as the Count of Lankiveil. You might know him as the champion of Harko Village. You best recognize him as the true Siridar-Regent of Arrakis. By decree of our beneficent Baron, he has dominion of the dunes and the spice.
He brought the Fremen scourge to heel. He fights to liberate us all from the destructive chaos brought on by the usurping ambitions and oily lies of the Atreides serpents.
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A man so fearsome, his enemies know him as “Beast”, but we know him as “Protector”. Now slam those hands together with such thunder that every sandworm within a thousand miles goes insane, as I introduce to you… Glossu Rabban!
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